Alas, Herr Trump’s new spokesman, relegating Sarah Huckabee to another corner of the zoo. The Anointed One calls Devin Nunes, who immediately scurries to the monkey cage, extracts a generous portion, sensually inspects it for saliency, and proceeds to offer it up for public inspection. Now, will Nunes’ constituents order him to return the samples, and the congressman himself, to the appropriate barnyard? Literally all high school kids in the Central Valley have the answer.
Trump, Nunes and Monkey-Poop
Who's the Monkey?