Until now, we have been unsure whether Trump is a useful idiot or a fellow traveler. He is neither, as he is a failure at both. He has proved incapable at qualifying to be one of your capos. He is too ignorant to comprehend an ideology to follow. Because Trump has sought personal loyalty at all costs (the first since The Fuhrer to do so), we know that he wishes to be a god, above even you Mr. Putin. Your adoration of him as The Anointed One has demonstrated to the American people that his delusions will serve us as another Watergate history lesson.
Thank You Vladimir Putin!
You Have Shown Us that Our Democracy Works